don' laff at me...cuz i got no frrrrriends....and some freckles on m'face...

pooooooop

2005-02-13T00:59:16Z

im trying to put off writing a paper for as long as possible, so i figured why not write in my gay livejournal. i havent written in a long time anyway. and i know i have a huge livejournal following, so i cant disappoint my groupies. u know. uggghh i hate papers so much!!! i dont mind anything else, but papers are the bane of my existence!!! especially when i dont understand the question, dont have a topic, and have no quotes yet. and its due monday!!! FUCK monday. thats right. this atomic fireball is burning my mouth. i dont knwo where to put it...AHHH WHERE SHOULD I PUT IT!!!! ok, i put it back in the wrapper. my mouth is on FIIIIIIRE. hmmm i must continue to stall....hmm i think i may take a nap, but ill set my alarm for like, hmmm 10 or soemthing. then ill just stay up all night to write it maybe. i stay up all night anyway, so i might as well do something productive. poooooopppppp.....poop on a sticccckkkkkkkk.....ok its naptime (i know im pathetic).

ragdoll2400 @ 2005-01-04T17:24:00

2005-01-04T22:41:15Z

AHHHHHH my life has gone to the dogs! yes well all i want is to cross over that nevada state border, and to become the best stevie nicks impersonator that ever there was!! and i SHALL do it. WELL. i shall accomplish my gothic dreams, though town pariah, i am. tomorrow hopefully, there will be a fiesta, a fiesta that shall last for two suns and two moons!! that is, if the Lord Who Rules Over All shall let me go. she does not like me traveling over long distances. a'feared of all the drunks and/or hobos that will be there waiting there along my journey to abduct me. speaking of those, last night i was encountered, or almost encountered, by a particularly curious kind of hobo, one who believed i was his long lost love, Cindy, who was possibly dead? he licked his toothless gums at me, then disappeared! thank goodness for that! i do not need to be chased after by any more hobos than usual!!! i may be their type, yes, but they need not pursue me so! ugh i must go now in pursuit of my dreams....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOOTCHAAAYYY!!!

2004-12-09T07:02:36Z

i would like to dedicate this entry in my supercool livejournal to a dear friend and ally, Eleni M. Mickles(pronounced MICHAELS, not MICKLES as in PICKLES). I would like to do this because it is the anniversary of a most glorious day in history, her day of BIRTH!!! Now i would like to start off by first, thanking the two people responsible for this glorious (and for some, forboding) event: Mr. and Mrs. Jim and Jane Mickles. Thank you, Jim and Jane, for, for lack of a better metaphor, gittin it on, and bringing into existence everybody's favorite Greek/Wannabe Jew, Eleni. Now, although i have no gift to bring, (parumpumpumpum), thats fit to give a Greek, (pa rum pum pum pum, ra pa pum pum, ra pa pum pum), on this most joyous occasion, may i play for you on my broken drum fashioned out of beer cans, antelope hide and old bubbalicious chewing gum??? for alas, it is all i own. i am but a measly drummer girl, you know. well, anywho, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELENI MARIE!!!!!I hope your birthday dream of meeting a nice jewish boy comes true. and if not, well theres always Crutchy......

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-12-06T13:05:00

2004-12-06T18:33:36Z

the bleeping is driving me crazy...THE BLEEPING IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!shit mother fucker i just dropped shit on the floor....yes well...my neighbor apparently has their computer volume on an ungodly high decibal level, so the whole FUCKING WORLD gets to hear AIM like its right in our own homes!!! which it is... i think ill go shove a pancake down her throat! just kidding. yes well, in the latest news, i'm a mess. a ginuwiiine made-in-taiwan MESS. i think im gonna get kicked out of school. god if there was a firedrill right now, heres what you would see (ill paint the picture): me, in a oversized t shirt with no pants on, wearing slippers, sassy glasses,and a winter coat. YES i am wearing a winter coat RIGHT NOW. as in while im typing this. THIS IS MY ENSEMBLE. why, you say? well, its because im a mess. now i must go forth, and spread joy to all the land. PS, live by my code of honesty everyone, which is, maybe he's just NOT THAT INTO YOU. you know who i'm talking to. YOU know!!!!

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-11-26T22:00:00

2004-11-27T03:11:13Z

sick sick sick! i am ever so sick! yes, it seems as though i am always taken with sickness, but this time it was caused by the THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS!!!! it must be the legendary Curse of the Treacherous Pilgrim. ive only heard it in fairytales, but it seems to have taken hold of me!!!!damn u whites! why couldnt u have just let the native americans beeee?? afterall, they did show u how to make squash. instead, u have caused a curse to be thrust upon us all!!!

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-11-24T00:24:00

2004-11-24T05:32:51Z

im home. i dont know if thats a good thing or not but whatever. i can foresee my future, and i can see that i am probably going to kill my mother. fucking nazi. just kidding kind of mom! i love you like a fat kid loves tofu!!! who said that to me? i think it was eleni. hmmm i want it to be tomorrrooowww so i can seeeeee everyonneeeeeee. and i wanna go get cake mmm cheeeeeeeeeeeseeecakeeeeeee. YUUUUUMMMMMMMMM. uck bitch. im sorry. this entry so far has basically been me having a conversation with myself. hmmmm ok well i dont have much to discusssss...hmm i think i shall just go and see what movies my dad the dvd whore has bought since my last departure from this here dwelling.

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-11-22T02:08:00

2004-11-22T07:27:06Z

wow ok i am in a true state of FUNK right now. and not in the get down with my bad self kinda way. i mean in the BLAH kind of way. this could have possibly been the worst weekend ive had here. but whatever the next one shall be merrier! im really hungry for some pepperjack doritos. hmmmmm....do i feel like journeying downstairs to get them.......maybe in a little while. ughhh well tomorrow night me and eleni are havin a good ol'fashioned sleepover!!!! well, not EXACTLY like the kind i had when i was a wee youngin' unless sleepovers consisted of heavy drinking like a big fat sketchball. yayyy im gonna go get pepperjack doritos nowwwwww!

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-11-16T17:30:00

2004-11-16T22:37:47Z

sigh...80s music is awesome. especially 80s madonna. though it is not quite as good as the 70's, it is stellar. i am SO fucking starving. im like a starving beast. seriously. i went to go get advisement just now for registration, and my advisor person like left her office and told me when i was done to close her door, so before i left i saw that she had honey mustard pretzels on her desk....thats right...u better believe i was ALL OVER that shit!! and im not ashamed!!! im just a hungry little match girl. ima EAT those matches!! rarrrr.

i hereby banish biology to the depths of HADES!!!!!

2004-11-15T08:43:54Z

bio sucks my left tit. i think i shall stay up til the early morn studying. i cannot wait for the time of thanks. it is drawing nea'er, and thanks shall be given by all. I personally, shall give thanks to Squanto, for showing my white bitch ancestors how to shuck corn and the like. i am not quite sure if my ancestors were among the first settlers, and im not quite sure that shucking corn was among the methods used to teach the highly dense settlers how to feed their greedy mouths (and souls) but alas, i shall give thanks all the same. Speaking of thanks, i recall a time back in the garten of kinder, when for halloween i was forced by my big black scary man-teacher to dress as a pilgrim. my costume consisted of a cardboard apron and some makeshift gayass gelappi hat. Thank you for this, Mr. Green, for you have forever etched your face in my mental file cabinet under the term, "Scary Piano Playing Manbitch". Making me sit in the quiet chair....YES I REMEMBER THE QUIET CHAIR!!! more like the Chair of SHAME!! maybe ill come visit u in the nursing home when i'm the first lady astronaut and make YOU sit in the quiet WHEELchair!!! (i'm aware that there have been lady astronauts, but everything sounds more threatening when you put the word "first" in front).

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-11-14T04:37:00

2004-11-14T09:52:24Z

AHHHHH I CANNOT SLEEP!!!! its like fucking 5 in the morning. i kind of feel like going home for a little while. but only a little while. i cant take too much of being home. i just wanna see my cousins because i lubbbbbb them greatly. i feel like going into the city. i also feel like having some money. i think i may be forced to get a job. ugh. i have like 12 dollars to my name. and this is not a drill. 12 FUCKING DOLLARS!! uck im probably gonna sleep the day away tomorrow. mmm water is good sometimes. like now. i swear i drink so much water. i go through like at least 3 or 4 bottles a day maybe. sheesh. i cant afford much more than water. o woe is me, bread and water, is my life supply. and oxygen. and stale rice that is like little owl turds that they serve at letch sometimes. i think im just gonna type and type until i fall asleep. hmmm...sigh......well, my dream of obtaining the mini-whistle keychain from the 25 cent machine at wegman's was not realized this weekend. i shall try forevermore, for i MUST HAVE IT FOR MY VERY OWN! mini whistle keychain, you WILL be mine!!! ps, we need to have some three day weekends, because two nights in the weekend is not working out for me. well forget the typing til im tired, bc im just bored.

miss otis regrets shes unable to lunch today

2004-11-11T08:06:56Z

i am pleased to inform all who were concerned with my previous condition, that the beastial clouds of sickness and misery have been lifted, for i seem to no longer be afflicted with the pain of tonsilitis and costume history. heck yes. eleni i love you, you are my soul-sister-in-the-number-one-place-value. (HA. take THAT shit jazzy jeff!). evelyn i love you, you are my madame-in-waiting-soul-girl-mama-friend. i swear no matter what(i think)goes wrong in my life, which is usually never a big deal, the witty limirick of evelyn and the swift mind of eleni always brings my soul out of the depths of despair and into vibrant meadows of joy where it can skip around, and dance, and drink and make merry with good wine and champagne. and of course the cardinals. because as i have often said before, the cardinals always know best. even when u dont know it, THEYRE WATCHING YOUUUUUUUU.but its a good kind of watching. not the scary calling-up-people-and-telling-them-theyve-cheated-on-you-when-in-reality-youve followed-your-sorry-ass-back-home-with-them-to-have-what-u-think-will-be-a booty-call-watching(lea, i love u as well, and that was for you and your woes. u are in my prayers,child).

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-11-09T07:54:00

2004-11-09T16:03:30Z

im so sad right now. i am reminiscing on times long past, and of the days of yor, when there was joy throughout the land. but now there is no joy, alas, i have fallen ill!! consumption, the plague, leprosy, who knows what this foul sickness is that haunts me??? the winter solstice is soon coming upon us, and we must prepare! run you little rodents, gnash your pointy little teeth and gather your acorns for the winter!!! u must ration them carefully, though. trust me! i speak from experience! o woe is me, for i must venture out into the depths of the snow and journey fifty miles on foot just to get some proper schoolin'!

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-11-07T12:05:00

2004-11-07T20:05:52Z

Shit on my face. Good day to you.

clowned midgets, whips, and native americans

2004-11-05T04:46:48Z

clowned midgets and native americans have taken over my mind. i am bored and cranky as an old antique jack in the box!! i can't wait for tomorrow. ill be sassafrassin it up with the best of um for sure!! the wind was a ghostly galiant!!!!(thats quotin some righteous "highwayman", yes it is). and yes, you ARE poop you no good son of a gun! and you KNOW who u are! well maybe u dont, but thats ok, i can take my saucyness elsewhere! to quote my good friend McGillian, YOU WANT SOMMA THIS!!!??? you do. admit it. i fully intend to unleash my wrath upon thee. i shall make the deadly voyage to the land of mud and infestation, where i shall show YOU who's who. I miss my dear loved ones, back in the homeland, but we SHALL be reunited during the time of thanks!!

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-10-30T09:46:00

2004-10-30T16:58:11Z

yes, well, so much for making the wise decisions.....why must i insist on ho-in' myself around like a whore of babylon? it does me no good!i miss evelyn...and caitlyn...and bridget.....

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-10-29T13:05:00

2004-10-29T20:09:51Z

i have made the wise decision to from now on only make wise decisions.

Ode to Poo

2004-10-24T18:05:59Z

Kickles2985: i hate pooping
RaGdoll2400: me too it takes too long and makes too much noise
Kickles2985: and it makese me tired sometimes
Kickles2985: its a lot of work if ur not ready for it
RaGdoll2400: yea thats true

kill myself IN THE FACE!!!!!

2004-10-22T05:32:49Z

ok...im going to SHOOT myself because ive been studying for so long and i know absolutely NO bio whatsoever. i hate academics. of all sorts. eleni has just informed me that she thinks she has soiled herself, because she has been doing work and ignoring any and all bodily/metabolic functions. pretty gross, yes. but abnormal? no. for in college, thou shalt shit. A LOT. on to the next topic of conversation: my hair, looking sassier than ever, despite what some may choose to believe. next topic? it must suck to be a girl named michael. like that actress, michael michele i think her name is? yeah, that must suck. all i can say is, THANK THE HOLY JEHOVAH tomorrow is friday. parents weekend or no parents weekend, tomorrow i am going out, getting trashed out of my mind, and having all sorts of promiscuous sex. i dont care if i wind up in a dumpster the next morning, itll be totally worth it. as a matter of fact, the bigger the dumpster, the better! THATS what i say!!

GOT LEPROSY?

2004-10-19T20:49:27Z

well i am now in the ghetto computer room of my hall, because CIT decided to destroy my own computer. dang, this stupid space bar is totally broken....piece of asshit. haha i just made up that word. so today i learned many a thing. for one thing, if you have leprosy, do not attempt to smoke a cigarette, (or anything, i suppose), because you will not feel your hand burning off. also, if you have leprosy, there is a colony in hawaii that will gladly accept your disfigured, dismembered self as one of their own. one last thing. if i personally ever get leprosy, chances are i shall die from it, because the only medicine that helps leprosy is sulfur medication, and what is the only allergy i have? thats right my children: SULFUR IN MEDICATION!!! ok, i shall go now and retreat back to my humble dwellings, where i shall live in my own scum until the day i perish. thats right eleni, live in my own scum.....

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-10-14T15:40:00

2004-10-14T19:52:14Z

general hospital is the best soap opera. this is my theory. this is my theory because it is just real enough to not be ridiculous, unlike most other soaps that have like storylines with fucking vampires and whatnot, but it is just dramatic enough to be interesting. hmmm my computer has viruses:( i dont know how to get rid of them. what should i do?!! if anyone knows please enlighten me!! stoopid dc++...

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-09-28T13:47:00

2004-09-28T18:53:45Z

goddamn you hydracortisone cream! you do nothing! nothing! my mauled foot is still swollen and hurty!!!i just found out that i must venture back into the dreaded god-forsaken bug-infested arboretum on thursday!! dear lord what will become of me!

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-09-28T00:30:00

2004-09-28T04:39:22Z

ok well this entry shall be dedicated to evelyn, because i MISS YOU MAMA GIRL! and to west side story, because i just plain like it. dang, i need to empty the trash in here. but anyways, evelyn i got you a present todayyyy ima send it to youuuuu. i know youll be simply delighted! consider it an extremely late and inappropriate birthday present(which are the best kind of course). ok well im tired of typing already and conan is on so i gotta bustamove.
PS-conan's tie is just about the sassiest thing ive ever seen

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-09-27T00:36:00

2004-09-27T04:40:57Z

i resemble a battered housewife right now.

ragdoll2400 @ 2004-09-20T22:39:00

2004-09-21T02:40:42Z

ahhh i havent updated in mad long. ok well can we just appreciate the funniness of brendan for a second? ok this is brendan on meeting hillary clinton:

RaGdoll2400: brendan youre so sassy it hurts
BRENDANJQ: did you see Hillary?!?!
RaGdoll2400: no! did u?
BRENDANJQ: yes!
BRENDANJQ: it was great
RaGdoll2400: hahaa
RaGdoll2400: ur too funny
BRENDANJQ: it was so great
BRENDANJQ: I love Hillary
BRENDANJQ: okay she had this sassy pantsuit that said don't screw with me
BRENDANJQ: but her power she beast hair that said lets do lunch
RaGdoll2400: hahahahaha
RaGdoll2400: im laughing out LOUD right now
BRENDANJQ: thats good!
RaGdoll2400: omg
BRENDANJQ: you like?
RaGdoll2400: yess
RaGdoll2400: haha
BRENDANJQ: okay a group of 3 of us went up behind her
BRENDANJQ: and we were like "WE LOVE YOU HILLARY!"
BRENDANJQ: and she turns and she's like awwww I love you too
RaGdoll2400: hahaha omggg
BRENDANJQ: Hillary is a Saint
BRENDANJQ: we were like soooo happy
RaGdoll2400: hahaha
RaGdoll2400: ur a PSYCHO
BRENDANJQ: I am overflowing with love of Hillary Clinton
BRENDANJQ: would you like some of this love?
BRENDANJQ: fine then suit yourself.
BRENDANJQ: She doesn't look that bad either for being like 50
BRENDANJQ: like I might do her

hahahaha i love you brendan, you saucy wench!

gittin some righteous shoolin'!

2004-08-28T17:17:31Z

well i am finally in college, in a land faraway. at least from my parents. and my roomate is not here so i just farted. shhh its a secret. jk. i got my blues clues bandaids on my feet, bc last night i walked to the far end of the world and back. but not walking now. nono. im just sitting, listening to my music. is it cheezy that i feel like felicity? YOU know wat im talking about!!!! you know it!!! ok lost my train of thought....ok so yea i think i actually for some strange reason have a soundtrack from that show, so if i put it on i can really get in the groove. yea baby. the felicity grooooooovvvveee. ok im going to go now.